They’re Just So Bad at This

Former Trump campaign manager Brad Pascale having a normal one.

At the risk of jinxing things (I can be weirdly superstitious when it comes to electoral politics), it looks like Joe Biden is cruising to an electoral victory. Even just writing that sentence, I had to knock on wood (does drywall or IKEA desk count as wood? Close enough.) because there are so many different ways things could go wrong. But, every day that Trump veers off message and Joe Biden simply stays alive, we get closer to ending the nightmare that is this Trump presidency. As of this writing, per FiveThirtyEight, Biden has an 87% chance of winning, though that fluctuates mildly here and there. More likely than not, there will be a slight reversion to the mean in the remaining three weeks, but it’s undeniably a good position to be in if you’re Joe Biden.

I have often wryly commented that, as a straight, employed, white guy with health insurance, I have relatively little to complain about regarding this Administration. I assure you that’s entirely sarcastic, as I’m not a sociopath, and so the idea of Black people being unfairly targeted by police, rich people getting tax cuts, and our democracy being handily eroded all cause me great anxiety too. But, anxieties aside, my personal well-being is just fine in Trump’s America. He poses no more threat to me than he does the nation as a whole, which is to say, he poses a great threat to both me and the nation.

This is all (a very confusing way) to say that the Trump Administration and the Trump campaign still routinely find ways to offend me, almost daily. As someone who both worked in the federal government and on presidential campaigns, I’ve seen up close what “right” looks like.

So when, to use an older example, the White House puts out a Muslim-countries travel ban, yes, I’m offended at the policy itself, because it’s obviously hateful (if there’s any doubt, remember what Trump first said on the issue during his campaign). But I’m also offended at the botched process. The lack of considering policy alternatives, interagency reviews, barely cursory legal reviews (and even then, only by partisan hack lawyers), no messaging plan to accompany the roll-out, no surrogates lined up to defend it– these are all the basics of blocking and tackling in the public policy process. Hell, just their pathetic, hyper-reliance on EOs instead of, you know, actual laws shows how inept they are. The level to which the Trump team ignores these absolute basics is, to me, offensive. Make no mistake, leading the most powerful country in the world is a serious business, and a privilege that every occupant prior to Trump has taken seriously.

Long ago, I had considered keeping a running log of all of the campaign and administration’s laughable failures. I’m not talking about things that just ‘went wrong’– every team has that here and there. Nor am I talking about things I disagree with– that list would probably be too unwieldy. I mean the sort of stuff that any half-serious person who works in public administration or electoral campaigns would roll their eyes at, drop their jaw, or spit out their coffee.

If I get that up and running soon, great. Otherwise, for the time being, suffice to say that Donald Trump’s campaign and Administration are complete aberrations. Setting aside my own partisan tilt, these guys are objectively bad at their jobs. Remember that Trump prizes loyalty over everything else. And also remember that at the outset of the 2016 presidential campaign, there were upwards of 17 candidates at one point in time or another, all of whom were more qualified than Donald Trump, if only slightly. That means that he got the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel talent. Guys who didn’t have enough experience to hack it on the Carly Fiorina or Jim Gilmore campaigns ended up on the Trump team. And then, horrifically, those same people entered the Administration, given levers of power they never thought they’d touch, and with no respect for steering the ship of state in anything other than a reckless, nihilistic manner. Yes, obviously they won a presidential campaign, but 1) they lost the popular vote handily, winning the Electoral College due to demographic flukes; and 2) their success largely pulled from the candidate’s own ability to dominate the media, along with some latent racism in the Midwest.

This explains why the morons who would put Trump in front of a pile of garbage for a press conference are the same morons promising a healthcare plan “within two weeks” for four years. The bright spot is probably Jared Kushner, who is just smart enough to know he’s not meant for this line of work (“I’m not a fucking speechwriter. I am a real-estate guy.”), but not smart enough to graciously bow out of attempting a Middle East peace deal. The fact that three Trump campaign managers and three other senior advisers have ended up arrested for mostly unrelated charges tells you all you need to know about the caliber of individual drawn to Donald Trump’s orbit.

Remember, if you’ve never paid for sex, you’re a better negotiator than Donald Trump.

The Unmaking of the Unmaskers– UNMASKED!

These are unserious people with very serious jobs.

I’m sure there are more than enough readily-available quips about the eye-rolling “unmasking” “scandal” during the time of COVID. In another era or another mood, I would be the first to indulge in these (and hell, who knows, I still might). Maybe it’s the Attorney General’s disgusting authoritarian leanings, or that this is yet another ‘norm’ that President Trump has chosen to shatter like the bull in the china shop he is, but as of this writing I can’t see through the haze of anger to get to wordplay.

For the uninitiated (which is who the President and his goons are relying on to carry their water with this faux scandal), below is a brief primer, going over the main details:

First, a quick explainer on how the intelligence community (IC) works that is important context for this. Intelligence analysis is often compared to a jigsaw puzzle. Snippets of information, of various degrees of credibility, are collected by the US IC by the terabyte every day– probably every hour, actually. This comes through a variety of ways– human intelligence (HUMINT) via the CIA, signals intelligence (SIGINT) via NSA, open-source (OSINT), geospatial (GEOINT), and several other “INTs”. The IC realizes that they each have their specialty, but, critically, they often cannot put together a concrete report without piecing together multiple pieces from multiple intelligence disciplines and agencies. You will often hear of the “17 members of the intelligence community”, because they typically collaborate to share information that either confirms, denies, or clarifies what the other one has. This is done in a systematic way, and analysts are taught to value objectivity, parsimony, and thoroughness. They are also taught to present their findings in nuanced ways, such as by assigning rough percentages to the likelihood of an event happening, or by presenting minority opinions that could also explain the raw intelligence they’ve collected. These are good practices, that should be encouraged, though they often don’t provide the clients of those intelligence services (policymakers) with the crystal-clear answers they seek. There have been enough high-profile failures of intelligence that were often traced back to an overreliance on a “likely” explanation that ended up being untrue. Just like the 2016 election, though, “unlikely” things still happen occasionally. If there’s a critical sin among the IC, it is in not defending their work regularly or thoroughly enough, which can be forgiven, given the nature of their work. Anyway– it’s a jigsaw puzzle. You intercept a coded phone call from an unknown guy to a Deputy Chief of Mission that hints at the possibility of Event A, and you store it away. Then you read a news report out of that country that could– but doesn’t necessarily– add to the credence of Event A. But could also explain Events B, C, or L– or mean absolutely nothing. Two months later, a human source in that nation’s embassy mentions an internal reorganization of the staff that would allow Event A to happen more easily, something you wouldn’t have considered if you had never heard that first phone call. Is Event A actually happening? Perhaps, and perhaps not. These are the discussions and analysis that the IC conducts every day, and you can see why it requires constant input and re-evaluations to refine any given intelligence assessment. I, for one, hate making decisions with imperfect information, but that is essentially the nature of intelligence. They learn to live in the ambiguities, as most adults do, and they present their findings as such.

So, you can see why those at the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI)– whose charge is to coordinate among those various agencies with their myriad collection disciplines– would want to know the actual sources. Due to the obviously highly classified nature of the IC’s work, they don’t just casually email stuff around to each other– there is the “need to know” criteria. The DNI exists to be that coordinating mechanism, someone to connect the dots (though the agencies themselves are also empowered to do that). In the case of the “unmasking”, civil liberties also play a role. We have different laws about spying on Americans than we do foreigners, as we should, and in a highly connected world, those can be tough to follow. As such, we have a practice of referring to Americans who happened to get referenced in intelligence assessments on foreign actors (as all intelligence assessments are) with coded phrases a la “Jane Doe”, to protect their identities.

With that context in mind, consider what the IC was faced with in late 2016. Carter Page had been on the FBI’s radar for years before Donald Trump declared his intentions on running for President, due to Page’s shady Russia dealings, and then ends up on the candidate’s staff. Then campaign staffer George Papadopolous drunkenly tells an Australian diplomat that Russia has ill-gotten emails from Hillary Clinton. Meanwhile, back-channels are indicating the possibility of coordination between WikiLeaks, Russia, and the Trump campaign, possibly via Roger Stone. Trump himself doesn’t help his case by publicly calling on Russia– joke or not– to help uncover yet more Clinton emails.

If you were an IC analyst, and each of these data points showed up on your radar, what would you think? You might question motivations– would Russia gain anything from tipping the scale in favor of Trump? Obviously, yes. Are the tactics, techniques, and procedures evident in these bits of information consistent with Russian methods? Again, very much yes. Does Russia have the capabilities– diplomatically, financially, technologically– to carry out such an intrusion? Easily, yes. To borrow the old rule-of-thumb for murder investigations, you now have means, motive, and opportunity, along with several pieces of circumstantial evidence. Mind you, there aren’t three separate instances of foreign interference among one candidate’s staff. That alone would be very eyebrow-raising. But they all connect to the same country? And that country is a regular, known adversary of the US? Of course this bears greater scrutiny and sending it up the chain of command! It would be malpractice to NOT look into it more!

But how does one do that? There are (gratefully) more restrictions on collecting information on American citizens. That’s where the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Courts (FISC) and the applications thereto come in. If the FBI– one of those 17 members of the IC– wants to surveil someone within the US, they must make an appeal to this court to receive a warrant. Now, the critique of the FISC is that they rubber-stamp virtually every application. This is not a new phenomenon, given the dateline on the above-linked article. But that doesn’t mean there’s a “deep-state” fix in for the Trump campaign. The same people crying bloody murder because Carter Page’s FISA was approved on thin or circumstantial evidence never raised a finger in the decades-old history of the FISCs when they were approving near 100% of applications. Is it likely that law-enforcement relies on the secretive nature and possible patriotic zeal of the FISC to push the envelope on investigations that they’d need more evidence for before a conventional judge? Yes, I suspect. But that cuts both ways, and has long been the case.

So, put yourself at the ODNI. You’ve seen multiple intelligence reports more than hinting at coordination between a foreign power– and not one of the friendly ones– and a major presidential campaign. You’re reading the reports and, because this is a very serious issue, alerting your bosses, which include some of the household names the public is familiar with. Those clients, tasked with setting foreign policy and administering the government, see redacted names. The names are redacted, as mentioned earlier, because they are Americans, and so offered a thin veil of privacy unless and until someone needs to know the names. And, as happens virtually every day of the year, those clients do in fact say “can we unmask these names? It would help to know who exactly we’re talking about here”. These people all have TS/SCI security clearances. They all have a need to know. There is even a process and staff in place for conducting this exact ask, it’s not some bizarre violation of norms.

The end result? Some low-level staffer at the agency that created the report sees the unmasking request (on his pile of others like it), checks the actual report, makes sure all the names are cleared to see it, and with a few clicks of the mouse, unredacts the names. After that, and probably a legal review, they send the ‘exposed’ report back up to the requestor. Then they grab lunch at the cafeteria because it’s enchilada day, and sometimes they run out if you get there too late.

To be clear, what actually happened with the unmasking thing was most specifically related to the saga of Michael Flynn. But my point is that in the broader context of several Trump campaign staffers (of which Flynn also was one) being tied to Russian intelligence-gathering operations, it makes even more sense that you’d want to know who the unnamed American in question was, when the summary of the Russian ambassador’s call came across your desk.

Because Donald Trump is closer to a conspiracy-minded shit-poster than an actual President, he has not just raised this issue, but raised it repeatedly. He doesn’t even need to admit that his campaign was aided and infiltrated by Russia– though that would do wonders for our elections’ integrity. He just needs to not create a conspiracy theory out of whole cloth by alleging that the “unmasking” that happened in late 2016 and early 2017 was some bizarre, Luciferean, illegal plot against him. It was entirely routine work conducted by routine, professional analysts. But, he is a narcissist and would rather degrade our country’s democracy, norms, and intelligence community than admit that someone near him may have done something untoward. To that end, and to please his master, Attorney General Bill Barr undertook an investigation of the investigation– in essence, a review to make sure that the counterintelligence investigation conducted by the career staff overseen by the Obama Administration was conducted properly. It is, of course, entirely unnecessary, and simply a political bone thrown to satisfy his boss and keep the QAnon crowd chomping at the bit in the run-up to the 2020 election.

So the next time you hear a blathering, raving-mad person (I won’t call them an idiot, because if they don’t work in this kind of industry, they won’t understand the process) yelling about “unmasking” and calling it a “scandal”, you can tell them to rest assured, it’s not one! And if they don’t take your word for it, just ask the current Attorney General who, try as he might, couldn’t find a single thing wrong with the process to convict one of the supposed “evildoers” that preceded this lawless Administration.

Oh, is There an Election in 3 Weeks?

Vote! By mail, in-person early, or on Election Day, November 3.

This blog had originally been intended to provide more (to say the least) “regular” updates than it has, but no time like the present!

The US Presidential election is three weeks from today because some hundreds of years ago, a bunch of farmers thought Tuesday was the most logical day to hold an election. As everyone well knows, Joe Biden is crushing Donald Trump in public polling by an even more sizable margin than Hillary Clinton was at this point in time. This year, however, the mechanics of voting seem to be far more consequential than persuasion or turnout operations. With truly unprecedented turnout expected in 2020, both by mail and on Election Day itself, the nuances of polls matter less than how capable (or, dare to say, ethical) county officials and secretaries of state will prove to be.

In a truly pathetic and undemocratic twist, President Donald Trump has adopted a new line of effort in his re-election campaign: campaigning against the election itself. This is a two-pronged approach, that consists of him using his platform to delegitimize the election before it even happens (which, of course, you would only do if you expect to lose big), and actively undermining the anticipated vote-by-mail surge through sudden US Postal Service “reforms”. In 2016 he was roundly chastised for not agreeing to accept the results of the election before it happened. Then, he was running as an (undeniably) outsider, charging that the election was already “rigged” against him, because he was not a traditional politician. Now, in 2020, he is reprising that same concept of a rigged election, with the odd twist that he is now the single most powerful administrator in the US government. Of course, he and his Administration have no interest in actual voter fraud, actual election interference, or actual campaign finance violations, choosing instead to chase ghosts and accuse their opponents of that of which they themselves are guilty.

Hot off his COVID-19 diagnosis, the President received a key endorsement from the Taliban and will be campaigning in the (now) battleground state of Georgia on Friday. Meanwhile, Joe Biden continues to cruise by being everything Donald Trump is not– boring, moderate, sane, and not endorsed by the Taliban, to name a few. Try as they might, the Trump campaign and all of what’s left of conservative thought leaders can’t seem to make anything stick to Biden. Remember the Tara Reade scandal? That fell apart pretty quickly upon further scrutiny, and, critically, was never echoed by another of the countless women in Biden’s life. Remember the claims of senility? They’re still tossing it out there in hopes it will stick, but a debate performance in which every poll showed Biden winning seems to have quashed that. Remember the “he won’t come out of his basement!” accusations? Well, guess who doesn’t have COVID-19 as a result?

America is clearly sick of this bizarre Donald Trump experiment. In some future (and angrier) blog post, I’ll delve into the gross, hateful nature of our country that led us to elect him in the first place. For now, and until or unless the polls change, I’m enjoying watching Trump squirm. He sees the walls closing in around him, realizes he’s incapable of doing what he needs to in order to win re-election, and is flailing, desperately. Unfortunately, that’s when any animal is most dangerous.